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An Obituary for Poetry by notfunnynotcute, literature

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An Obituary for Poetry

An Obituary for Poetry (The Odyssey) You. Have you seen Odysseus? I'd ask Scylla or Charibdis, but I fear he's no longer with us. Perhaps Homer knows? The poet - whose second sight's been blinded by plasma T.V. glow defecating on his name with foolish rotund yellow. We have lost that voice so far. Did he not leave us an heir? Odysseus set sail on mythic seas to find his wife, his son, his home, his life. His bow was broken by a rancid breeze. His crew was conquered by terrible strife. This would not stop the King of Ithaca who'd sail fifteen years and fifteen again. Yet even the mighty Pallas Athena cannot refill today's

Post-mortem Peter Pan by notfunnynotcute, literature

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Post-mortem Peter Pan

Post-mortem Peter Pan I was born with a Leech in my skin. He was gaunt in those days and albeit slight and thin bore anticipating teeth in a sinister grin, for He knew blood would come! (Though I was without sin.) It was late – much too late. Now, the Worm was within. Yes, it flowed, hot and sweet, chiarosciaro’d red and blue. I grew tough, tall, and strong and the Vampire did too. He clung fast to my feet in eternal sharp chew. As a blanket or shroud ‘round my form he’d accrue while he shirked from the sun in the sky, blinding blue. He was always, ever there, During joys, during strife. Yet He took

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An Obituary for Poetry by notfunnynotcute, literature

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Post-mortem Peter Pan

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Current Residence: The Twilight Zone.
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Small enough to fit someone who doesn't eat hamburgers.
Print preference: Free!
Favourite genre of music: Anything with a semblance of intelligence and musical merit.
Favourite photographer: MizFab, the future Mrs.notfunnynotcute.
Favourite style of art: Music.
Operating System: Windows XP (Does anyone know what the XP stands for, or is it just a smiley?)
MP3 player of choice: iPod Nano.
Shell of choice: Squirtle.
Wallpaper of choice: I am not an interior designer.
Skin of choice: Mottled and diseased.
Favourite cartoon character: Spongebob Squarepants
Personal Quote: "You don't know how much that FEELS!"

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Stuart Immonen

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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Chamber of Azkaban's Goblet of Phoenix.

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Say Anything!

Favourite Writers

F. Scott Fitzgerald

Favourite Games

Throw the Fat Kid to the Hungry Tigers.

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Nintendo Wii!

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Coffee, paper, pencils, balls.

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The vidja, getting the runs, LEARNING, MizFab!

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notfunnynotcute

Jun 24, 2009

Spoiler-Free TRANSFORMERS 2 Review

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After waiting an hour and a half in line, my fianceé and I saw the Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen premiere on IMAX! Needless to say, we were incredibly excited for the movie. There's a lot more robot fighting in this one, and the action scenes are spectacular (aside from a lot of repetitive explosions and people leaping from them in the most cliché manner possible). The robots are much more fleshed out this time around, although unless you are amused by cheap racial slurs and swears like "freaking", you'll be horribly dissappointed to learn that the robots with the most lines are two twins (didn't catch their names, didn't c

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notfunnynotcute

Jun 17, 2009

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button... HURL

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I typically don't review movies, but I can't help but express my opinion on this tasteless film. I'm a huge fan of F. Scott Fitzgerald. I've read all about him, written a few papers on his life, and am obsessed with the Great Gatsby. While the recent movie "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" took Fitzgerald's basic premise of a protagonist who ages backwards, it completely and totally bastardizes the name it so ungratefully steals. Firstly, FSF wrote his original short story as a brief work of comedy. There is no romance or moral to be found in it. It can easily be read in a single sitting and is not meant to provoke anything other than

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Apr 23, 2009

Earth Day is for HYPOCRITES

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Yesterday (as I hope you'd know) was Earth Day. At our school cafeteria, there's a bulletin board on which students were encouraged to write suggestions on how to be "Green"er. Naturally, my fianceé and I wrote "eat a vegetarian diet," since, without being biased, we know it is one of the best things a person could do for the environment and themselves. A single meal later, someone had the nerve to write "eww!" underneath! I was offended on the basis that being vegetarian is a difficult (but rewarding) lifestyle choice, a sacrifice made on an ethical, nutritional, and environmental basis that is (unfortunately) often laughed at and ridi

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intrepidMUSE

Oct 14, 2009

Thanks for the

a while back ^_^

cinderpaw1

Oct 3, 2009

Hi, I'm sorry if I'm bothering you but I would like to know if you would be interested in joining my contest [link] the prizes are drawing requests and stories from me. Thanks for taking the time to read this and I hope you'll consider it!